Whitchurch

the friendly town in the Hampshire countryside

Where...

...there is a wooden nail in the Bell;

...the centre of Whitchurch is a roundabout, which is really the Square.
Hmmmm;

...the Town Hall houses the lowest ATM cash machine in Britain, just 18 inches off the ground;

...the Co-op was opened by an actor who played an Ewok;

...it is the only town in England not to have any traffic lights;

...the spire of All Hallows weighs 500 tons and is only held in place by its own weight;

...the Square was the scene of riots and demonstrations in the late 19th century, which led to the right to demonstrate being determined for the country;

...you dare not call it a village.
It is officially a Town, and proud of it!